I hate you

Don't just sit there and read this. You should be ashamed. Why?!? WHY?!? Because you cut me off on a two lane street this morning. Because you DECIDED that your time and space superseded mine, and that rules are for fools. Because you not only refused to use your turn signal, but eschewed the modern convenience of a rear-view mirror as well. Because you are smelly and bad. Because you remind me of me.